|Jeff the Easter Bunny's twin brother.|
Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Once there was a teenager who loved easter. She was very desperate to catch the easter bunny in the act so she camped out in her hut and waited. At about midnight she heard these grunting and sliding noises coming towards her. She saw two bright blue eyes, a nose and two ears. She jumped up and screamed “the easter bunny, I found you at last” but he turned away, went to the closet ate all her soft toys and closed himself in. I waited for about an hour locked the closet door and decided to get some rest. She didn't get to sleep easily because of the easter bunny in her closet but she dozed off eventually. She woke up at about the middle of the night and saw the easter bunny in front of her bed with a chainsaw in his hands. He pulled the string and the chainsaw roared to life. Blood splattered for miles and organs flew onto the windows. And if you're wondering why the easter bunny is evil, than let me take you back 30 years. 30 years ago everything was normal, the easter bunny was dropping eggs all over the place and the kids found and ate them. But one day these tenagers saw the easter bunny and thought he was a weirdo in an easter bunny costume so the threw egg nog at him. The easter bunny was highly allergic to egg noc so it turned him evil, so from there on he said he would murder every teenager and younger (because they would be a teenager when they grow up). And from now on he has followed his own promise. In the morning the mother came to wake up her daughter and saw tons of blood on the windows. Then someone whipped the blood of from the inside. At first she thought it was her daughter but soon she found out it was a bunny, an evil bunny. The door unlocked and out came the bunny…
To Be Continued!!!
One dark bad friday in 2016 far over the Atlantic ocean on easter island it was all calm until there was an EXPLOSION and it was EASTER BUNNY who had just grew big long yellow teeth and dirty fur. He found the big marshmallow gun and shouted DON'T WANT YOU HERE GOODBYE” BANG. in a blink of an eye he had killed his fellow bunnies and chicks.
HA HA HA HA HE HE I am the bunny king now. Night was and the evil easter bunny had just finished getting his private jet ready to fly off and kill every child in the whole entire world AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!. He thought to himself wow that private jet can go anywhere. And the pilot is as skinny as a sausage!! Off the evil easter bunny goes to the children.
London MURDERED India MURDERED New Zealand MURDERED Everyone MURDERED. This turned out to be the best easter ever. Well for the easter bunny it was. Off back to Easter Island to get ready for the next victims China Usa and Fiji. Off he goes again to MURDER. He arrives ready set GO China MURDERED USA MURDERED AND Fiji MURDERED. There was as much blood as a tiger eating a springbok.Done until next year fellow friends or shall I say dead friends HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA SNORT. I WIN YOU LOSE HOPE YOU GET MORE BLOOD BACK. NOT!!! Back to Evil Easter Island he goes for another year. He was so thirsty he could drink the pacific ocean.